Anonymous asked: Dear person I hate, Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriendDear ex best friend,Dear best friend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mum,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,
fuck sake
Dear person I hate: Stop being so negative and cheer the fuck up
Dear person I like: Hey again, still luvin da single lyf
Dear ex boyfriend: Dont have an exboyfriend but hey exgirlfriend, long time no see xxx
Dear ex best friend: Sorry to hear about your dad :\ And sorry ive done nothing more than like your various fb status’s about it, but I could hardly come on chat to you about it after not speaking for 4-5 years.
Dear best friend: Your sitting on 1 strike, 2 more strikes and your out. Also fanks for helping me with stuff and stuff, esp da breakup xxxx
Dear Santa: Just money this year and ill sort myself out. cheers.
Dear mum: Thanks for making me dinner and tidying up after me, im literally fucked without you when i go away next year. Sorry for giving you a hard time and being a huffy cunt xx
Dear dad: you fucking love your ice cream dont ya
Dear furture me: You’ve changed
Dear past me: fuckit, its oxegen. also, it all works out for you in the end. And do better in your exams and make it easier for me you lazy sod.